We Carelessly Turned Amazingly Into Nothing
By Klum
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The Magic Castle Hollywood, CA
June 25

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Before leaving New York, Andrew picks up a souvenir for his good friend J.J. Getting it to him proves to be more difficult than he could have expected.

Much to his disappointment, Andrew visits an astronomical wonder. At least that's what the brochure called it.

Andrew crash lands in the middle of the fascinating and frightening spectacle that is the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta.

Ten Cadillacs sticking out of the ground in
the middle of Texas, covered in graffiti. Is it art? The work of aliens? A monument to elderly drivers?

Andrew finds ways to pass the time on the road as he makes his way through Texas, which feels like it's at least 75 miles across.

Andrew took a walk through one of the most hideously decorated homes in Memphis. It also happened to be the house Elvis lived in.

After 2,500 miles of driving, Andrew decides to treat himself to a bed and breakfast in Nashville and explore some local culture. Hilarity ensues.

On the way to West Virginia, Andrew finds a hidden gem along the Kentucky interstate. Share in his joy as he uncovers first class lodging, entertainment and shopping.

Andrew tests his blacksmith skills - and an artist's patience - at Jeff Fetty Designs in Spencer, West Virginia.

Andrew's passion for doilies, jam and lamb shank are rewarded at the Black Walnut Festival 4H Craftastic Spectacular and Edible Pet Auction.

Parades, pageant girls and pretty awesome funnel cake.

Andrew gets lost in South Central Indiana's second largest corn maze.